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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 352
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About restart622 : here for some laughs! :)

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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by drake86 - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

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