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restart622
  • Town/Country : pa, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44192) - you deserved it (20774)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by drake86 - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)



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