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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About reree : Saturday brunches at starbucks is what I live for.

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reree's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11619) - you deserved it (45857)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
828 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (302938)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (280844)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114536) - you deserved it (268128)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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