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Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

#8468411
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24460) - you deserved it (3276)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:29am - work - by underachiever (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

#8366162
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23212) - you deserved it (2256)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
214 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040
113 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

#7780958
110 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

#7753141
77 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
202 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
109 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
186 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
320 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version



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