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reniel
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About reniel : Your everyday person. ;D

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Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

#7900233
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7385) - you deserved it (42273)

On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115166) - you deserved it (6756)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

#1012847
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10179) - you deserved it (58577)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

#847714
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14536) - you deserved it (38616)

On 04/07/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by laurisshnazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

#637114
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12015) - you deserved it (144012)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by rutho (man) - United States (California)



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