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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1991 (25 years)
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About reneekun : I like funny stuff.

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Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (5344)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51am - love - by Sam - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48912) - you deserved it (22682)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42642) - you deserved it (6606)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56515) - you deserved it (10126)

On 03/29/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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