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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1353
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34380) - you deserved it (8355)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15259) - you deserved it (78830)

On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom



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