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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (8353)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15244) - you deserved it (78806)

On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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