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About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.

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remy3106's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

#12327925
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9696) - you deserved it (48916)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:14am - money - by 8to10days (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (7346)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (7346)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

#12239947
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26052) - you deserved it (6403)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (3788)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

#7335788
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26444) - you deserved it (6225)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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