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About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.

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Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37689) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7916) - you deserved it (36702)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:14am - money - by 8to10days (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22982) - you deserved it (6040)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25447) - you deserved it (3461)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (5375)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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