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remy3106
  • Town/Country : Jersey!!!, , USA
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About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.

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Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

#12425541
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5903) - you deserved it (23532)

On 08/10/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by clu - United States (Illinois)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33360) - you deserved it (3666)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

#12420355
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (9784)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:29pm - health - by fatman - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML

#12411757
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36549) - you deserved it (3934)

On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

#12411056
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24569) - you deserved it (2086)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Scabs (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on. There was no fire. My family is currently living in the hotel, so everything we own is soaked. FML

#12410355
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23920) - you deserved it (2331)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39094) - you deserved it (12905)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39094) - you deserved it (12905)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39094) - you deserved it (12905)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

#12406299
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (20417)

On 08/09/2010 at 4:29am - work - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

#12404191
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30877) - you deserved it (2747)

On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

#12404191
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30877) - you deserved it (2747)

On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

#12386734
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38357) - you deserved it (3022)

On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML

#12385494
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25388) - you deserved it (7354)

On 08/08/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by joe (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

#12376423
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4729) - you deserved it (44016)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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