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remy3106
  • Town/Country : Jersey!!!, , USA
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  • Number of visits : 4551
  • Number of comments : 541
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.

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Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

#12655415
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2682)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (4844)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

#12623865
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (5046)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30787) - you deserved it (4150)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML

#12622107
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6522) - you deserved it (29435)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

#12621906
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13441) - you deserved it (24202)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54123) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54123) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54123) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54123) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54123) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49195) - you deserved it (2733)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22178) - you deserved it (12593)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22178) - you deserved it (12593)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22178) - you deserved it (12593)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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