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About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.

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Today... I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse... and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guessho I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? real FML

#12679955
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46186) - you deserved it (5777)

On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse... and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guessho I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? real FML

#12679955
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46186) - you deserved it (5777)

On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME OVER BREAKFAST. IN THE AFTERNOON I GOT TO SMILE AT HIM PRETTILY FOR HOURS CUZ HE WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER IN A SESSION NEITHER OF US COULD GET OUT OF. FML

#12677890
67 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 3:24am - love - by lee (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a grl!! He looool then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fred!! Oh, and he is keeping the cat!! FML

#12677000
137 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out looool that mah boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promisd him for his brthday!! fat FML

#12676840
77 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:17am - love - by arace15336 (woman) - United States (California)

Today wile getting out of Starbucks tere was a omeless guy. I bougt im a coffee an e was so appy e gave me a ug. Guess wose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today wile getting out of Starbucks tere was a omeless guy. I bougt im a coffee an e was so appy e gave me a ug. Guess wose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview fir a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today..!! Mah Step-mom Informd Me That She And Mah Dad Will Not Be Attending Mah Wedding Because They Will Be At A NASCAR Race!! FML

#12663979
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41143) - you deserved it (3230)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today..!! I pulled a muscle in my armhile wiping my butt!! mega FML

#12657778
159 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! at a family dinner..!! my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car!! Some of the similarites included looking under the hood an finding out how many previous owners there were!! FML

#12655569
98 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

2day dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion!! While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head!! FML

#12655415
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29042) - you deserved it (2926)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)



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