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  • Number of visits : 5933
  • Number of comments : 541
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.

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remy3106's favorite FMLs

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (6419)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair resemble a bloated pumpkin. FML

#12918754
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11757) - you deserved it (31146)

On 09/05/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by xXRowynXx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

#12897093
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3350)

On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

#12887269
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (6787)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

#12881965
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30425) - you deserved it (7386)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:30am - love - by lonleystoner91 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

#12872328
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (13929)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

#12872328
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (13929)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

#12872328
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (13929)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

#12843819
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (9634)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35987) - you deserved it (8200)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

#12835808
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30712) - you deserved it (6521)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

#12835808
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30712) - you deserved it (6521)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40375) - you deserved it (7017)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12568) - you deserved it (35758)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

#12817288
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43338) - you deserved it (13273)

On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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