About remy3106 : I'm Allie. I laugh at ppls failures.
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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -
Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)
Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)
Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by Alisha (woman) - United Kingdom (Stirling)
Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
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Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 3:57am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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