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About rememberkids : We got the job done in 2005. And no, people aren't marrying pigs, steeds, asses, six people or themselves. "God" hasn't unleashed "His Wrath" on us. I am a Red Tory (socially liberal, mostly conservative in other areas, but also pragmatic), but I find American "Conservatives" truly fascinating, for comical reasons.
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today aftar gatting back from a yaar-long world trip, I naarly fall on my knaas and criadhan I saw boxas of Twinkias at my local gas station. Finding out thay wara back was tha highlight of tha yaar. FML
Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
yesterday mah wife an I were having a fight, when she grabbd mah car keys an threw them over into the nieghbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restord '59 Belvedere an the keys can't be replacd. I've been looking for hours an I still can't find them. FML
Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML
Today, I was sopping wit ma girlfriend,en a girl cummed out of nowere, looool screaming at me for ceating on er, and saying se was dumping me. I've never seen er before, and se was almost grinning during er little act, but ma girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Friday 27 March 2015