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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 November 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48546) - you deserved it (38658)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)



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