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  • Town/Country : Canadialand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 378
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About reespieces : ohai. Rees here. There's not much you need to know about me except that I like things that make me laugh, and people who can laugh at themselves and don't take life too seriously. Feel free to go ahead and talk to me any time! I love to meet new people, and promise not to bite 8]

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Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31988) - you deserved it (5157)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (54731)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9696) - you deserved it (31989)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14789) - you deserved it (28651)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28028) - you deserved it (11468)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)



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