Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

reespieces

Search for a member

reespieces

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About reespieces : ohai. Rees here. There's not much you need to know about me except that I like things that make me laugh, and people who can laugh at themselves and don't take life too seriously. Feel free to go ahead and talk to me any time! I love to meet new people, and promise not to bite 8]

reespieces's page activity

Visits<b>stevets01</b> - the 08/17/2012 at 3:33am<b>lmc94</b> - the 04/09/2012 at 10:11pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:31pm<b>HappinessForFree</b> - the 02/22/2011 at 5:40pm<b>Perseverous2189</b> - the 02/15/2011 at 8:24pm<b>Zmeilerr</b> - the 02/14/2011 at 1:32pm<b>Airch</b> - the 02/14/2011 at 11:13am<b>Andreeya</b> - the 02/14/2011 at 10:08am

reespieces's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

reespieces's favorite FMLs

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34916) - you deserved it (5519)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7364) - you deserved it (57013)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10782) - you deserved it (34098)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16471) - you deserved it (31107)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29359) - you deserved it (11888)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: