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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About redwednesday : I go by red. or Wednesday.

I'm a stubborn, aggressive, offending to most, bitter person. I get annoyed by everything and everyone extremely easy. Take caution when approaching. I bite when I'm moody.

I use my phone to go on here, so if you message me chances are I won't reply for weeks.

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redwednesday's favorite FMLs

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

by IBS / 05/06/2014 at 5:11am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

by silencio / 05/24/2012 at 6:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

by Shopper / 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

by -insert clever nickname here- / 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

by AndyAnonymous / 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML

by Magicgwen / 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

by anonymous / 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States / Love

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

by James C / 04/18/2012 at 4:48am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

by Disgruntled / 04/18/2012 at 3:49am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money