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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 424
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About redwednesday : I go by red. or Wednesday.

I'm a stubborn, aggressive, offending to most, bitter person. I get annoyed by everything and everyone extremely easy. Take caution when approaching. I bite when I'm moody.

I use my phone to go on here, so if you message me chances are I won't reply for weeks.

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redwednesday's favorite FMLs

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

#21132154
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46183) - you deserved it (11503)

On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24201) - you deserved it (1961)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

#19669022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16280) - you deserved it (6777)

On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

#19555079
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18907) - you deserved it (3720)

On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

#19549907
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18381) - you deserved it (5415)

On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

#19549742
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19116) - you deserved it (13115)

On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

#19534101
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10020) - you deserved it (19268)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States

Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML

#19533059
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22752) - you deserved it (3265) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38545) - you deserved it (2884)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

#19488696
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20246) - you deserved it (3916)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

#19488573
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19088) - you deserved it (2060)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17291) - you deserved it (19687)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33708) - you deserved it (3093)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States



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