About redwednesday : I go by red. or Wednesday. I expect you to call me one of these whenever you address me. Anything else will be ignored.
I'm a stubborn, aggressive, offending to most, bitter person. I get annoyed by everything and everyone extremely easy. Take caution when approaching. I bite when I'm moody.
I use my phone to go on here, so if you message me chances are I won't reply for weeks.
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Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States
Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version
Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)
Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
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