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by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
by verno02 / 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Grace / 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
by Ben / 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Absent / 01/12/2010 at 12:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by paidback / 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
by fatguyinalittlecoat / 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, a homeless man ran by me, smacked my butt, winked, and ran away laughing. I definitely felt… Today, like every other day, I was so short that my feet didn't touch the ground when I sat on the… Today, as I was putting on pants in the morning, I hear a crunch and soon after, a wet sensation. I…