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by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
by verno02 / 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Grace / 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
by Ben / 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Absent / 01/12/2010 at 12:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by paidback / 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
by fatguyinalittlecoat / 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I… Today, my straight, white, Christian stepmother greeted my black friend with, "Hey my n****a". He… Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I…
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you…