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Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
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