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Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Jayde / 02/04/2012 at 12:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by Christina / 12/05/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
by metallifreak44 / 11/14/2011 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by ThatHurts / 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
by Unluckiest Guy of the group / 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin.… Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent… Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half…