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About redpump : Gamergirl. Loving tf2 and l4d2 atm.

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Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (16511)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34860) - you deserved it (10305)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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