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red_headforlife
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 February 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About red_headforlife : Well hey there fellow FML-er! Not much to know about me except my love for this site and for all of the hilarious commenters on here :) message me if you'd like!

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (9439)

On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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