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Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55701) - you deserved it (3075)

On 05/08/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65839) - you deserved it (11050)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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