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About reapy : I'm a single mum doing the very best I can, I come on here on my phone in my spare moments (when I get them) so I don't see everything said to me.
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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
Friday 29 August 2014