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reapy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 March 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 297
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About reapy : I'm a single mum doing the very best I can, I come on here on my phone in my spare moments (when I get them) so I don't see everything said to me.

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40504) - you deserved it (15778)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:51am - health - by FuckYouMotherNature - United States (California)

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50161) - you deserved it (3695)

On 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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