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reallywhyme
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 February 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 3313
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About reallywhyme : Funny and bad things happen to us that are inevitable, we need to learn to be able to laugh at ourselves when this happens so that we do not become overwhelmed by these minor mishaps.

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Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45197) - you deserved it (7933)

On 05/21/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by GrahamCracker (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15225) - you deserved it (56397)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60029) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5839) - you deserved it (72856)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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