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  • Number of visits : 505
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rbubbles : Secondary school teacher
Enjoy reading, bike riding, tennis, gym, hiking
Adore my cat Malone
All time fav movie: V for Vendetta

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Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

#16504640
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (6425)

On 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm - love - by Burned - United States

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33104) - you deserved it (4784)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10787) - you deserved it (109478)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML

#16476285
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25971) - you deserved it (2886)

On 06/02/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by amf (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

#16447719
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (3898)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51086) - you deserved it (4568)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41363) - you deserved it (7547)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36807) - you deserved it (5614)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

#16267774
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (37323)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

#16267774
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (37323)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

#16267088
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46578) - you deserved it (2861)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

#16181448
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (3180)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

#16181448
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (3180)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (12189)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45540) - you deserved it (15615)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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