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rbubbles
  • Town/Country : Sydney , australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML

#16476285
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21614) - you deserved it (2143)

On 06/02/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by amf (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

#16447719
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (3582)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46149) - you deserved it (4201)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39064) - you deserved it (7290)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (5311)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

#16267774
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10453) - you deserved it (35364)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

#16267774
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10453) - you deserved it (35364)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

#16267088
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45135) - you deserved it (2770)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

#16181448
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (2986)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

#16181448
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (2986)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31758) - you deserved it (11606)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43665) - you deserved it (15066)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29050) - you deserved it (5565)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11603) - you deserved it (66090)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12566) - you deserved it (28959)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)



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