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Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
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On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
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On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
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