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  • Number of visits : 844
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About rbubbles : Secondary school teacher
Enjoy reading, bike riding, tennis, gym, hiking
Adore my cat Malone
All time fav movie: V for Vendetta

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rbubbles's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (8003)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11414) - you deserved it (25604)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML

#16538880
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26229) - you deserved it (6817)

On 06/06/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by sherronj - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (41436)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (41436)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

#16515847
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41695) - you deserved it (3010)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (2368)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

#16504640
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40472) - you deserved it (6432)

On 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm - love - by Burned - United States

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33237) - you deserved it (4789)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11328) - you deserved it (112769)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML

#16476285
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (2957)

On 06/02/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by amf (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

#16447719
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33794) - you deserved it (3993)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51263) - you deserved it (4579)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41538) - you deserved it (7557)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37812) - you deserved it (5709)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)



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