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rbubbles

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  • Number of visits : 1199
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rbubbles : Secondary school teacher
Enjoy reading, bike riding, tennis, gym, hiking
Adore my cat Malone
All time fav movie: V for Vendetta

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Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50311) - you deserved it (3395) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (14395)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (2769)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (3525)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9483) - you deserved it (29798)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45033) - you deserved it (9609)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML

#16694485
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (12069)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by catlover - China

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38611) - you deserved it (5471)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35777) - you deserved it (4089)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15186) - you deserved it (219060)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

#16671124
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40658) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

#16668659
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (9417)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (9942)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

#16605996
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38729) - you deserved it (5732)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42494) - you deserved it (3231)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)



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