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rbubbles

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  • Number of visits : 1106
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rbubbles : Secondary school teacher
Enjoy reading, bike riding, tennis, gym, hiking
Adore my cat Malone
All time fav movie: V for Vendetta

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rbubbles's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45778) - you deserved it (3917)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45131) - you deserved it (14936)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51380) - you deserved it (9865)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17397) - you deserved it (34542)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (5628)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37127) - you deserved it (5745)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10140) - you deserved it (48944)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

#16807488
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (3171)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

#16791372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (2693)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51096) - you deserved it (5193)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38048) - you deserved it (8045)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (3650)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55369) - you deserved it (6869)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33510) - you deserved it (6783)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States



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