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rbubbles
  • Town/Country : Sydney , australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 109
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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45496) - you deserved it (3026)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25248) - you deserved it (4749)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22095) - you deserved it (2110)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (3765)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36938) - you deserved it (10875)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48860) - you deserved it (9568)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14375) - you deserved it (24800)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9447) - you deserved it (46830)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

#16807488
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25540) - you deserved it (2815)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

#16791372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32462) - you deserved it (2555)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48116) - you deserved it (4958)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)



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