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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)
Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 5:42am - work - by Noff (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)
Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)
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