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rbubbles

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  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rbubbles : Secondary school teacher
Enjoy reading, bike riding, tennis, gym, hiking
Adore my cat Malone
All time fav movie: V for Vendetta

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rbubbles's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

#20512577
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38614) - you deserved it (3061)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18167) - you deserved it (2486)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML

#20159952
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26020) - you deserved it (2094)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML

#20023182
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24238) - you deserved it (2480)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

#20021274
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21622) - you deserved it (2462)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML

#20020164
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23804) - you deserved it (1366)

On 08/14/2012 at 3:57am - misc - by BirthdayFail (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML

#19895787
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21530) - you deserved it (9390)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:34pm - work - by lazy pregnant girl - United States

Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML

Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML

#19827444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17836) - you deserved it (3672)

On 06/22/2012 at 2:02am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49812) - you deserved it (3363)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27049) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24442) - you deserved it (2287)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45648) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45648) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)



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