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MY 250 LB EX-MARINE DAD ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO START RANDOMLY PUNCHING ME IN THE CROTCH , WITHOUT WARNING , TO "IMPROVE MAH REFLEXES." FML

#4235904
278 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML

#3950301
181 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (24599)

On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, It Was My Wedding Day. I Had My Butt Clenched During The Ceremony. I Was Giving My Husband The Ring, But Dropped It. When I Went To Retrieve It, I Let A Huge One Ripe. My Husband Yelled "she Likes To Eat Beans." FML

#3666100
107 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I lerened that when you do this alone, the brds don't fly away, they attack.

#3485353
166 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm - animals - by SwordFish8 (man) - United States (Illinois)

2day my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a frecracker in yur room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a frecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

#3479922
152 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I woke up finding myself violently humping mah pillow. My mom recordd it. FML

#3474895
183 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)



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