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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2872
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22065) - you deserved it (3089)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20924) - you deserved it (4826)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34606) - you deserved it (6626)

On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28621) - you deserved it (5087)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28798) - you deserved it (3797)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33990) - you deserved it (2360)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35642) - you deserved it (3373)

On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45894) - you deserved it (1913)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12150) - you deserved it (74603)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20400) - you deserved it (2134)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

#17818947
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27843) - you deserved it (2065)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40244) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25852) - you deserved it (2487)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (7576)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)



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