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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1996 (18 years)
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About rawrriri : In the car next to me there's an old blind lady sleeping. So cute. I drew the profile picture. KTOODLES

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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (52431)

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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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