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About rawrriri : In the car next to me there's an old blind lady sleeping. So cute. I drew the profile picture. KTOODLES
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Yesterday, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a trackhich start with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug mah headphones, activating mah phone speaker and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. mega FML
yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015