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by Pimaan / 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm / United States / Money
by top dog! / 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by sad child / 08/27/2011 at 3:45am / United States (New York) / Health
by MissArizona / 08/08/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Jims / 04/29/2011 at 10:00am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by grounded. / 03/02/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
by sad_dad / 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 10:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
by Zoe123 / 03/19/2009 at 2:05am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 7:24am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…