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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About rawrriri : In the car next to me there's an old blind lady sleeping. So cute. I drew the profile picture. KTOODLES

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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML

#20523671
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44830) - you deserved it (5624)

On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today I Realized Just How Bad I Am In Bed When Mah Girlfriend Literally Yawned The Words "Oh God" While Attempting To Fake An Orgasm. FML

#20515924
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On 02/21/2013 at 3:46am - intimacy - by pornhastaughtmenothing - United States (Washington)

Taday I woke up with looool a hangover from hell. My cloths were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today in tha middla of tha night I got up to go gat soma watar !! Whan I cummad back I was going to flop onto mah bad but I facaplantad into mah floor !! I'd forgottan that I'd raarrangad mah room an movad mah bad !! FML

#20406748
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today , after weeks of coming home to find mah furniture all tipped over , thinking the place was haunted , and accepting mah boyfriend's offer to come over and "comfort" me , I came home from work early. I found mah boyfriend in the kitchen , kicking over all the chairs. FML

#20116490
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On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got marriad!! About fiva minuta aftar I got ma uga wadding drass on, I ad to paa!! It took traa paopla to alp ma not paa on ma drass, and ma bridasmaid took picturas!! FML

Today I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
129 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

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301 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

my boyfriend drove me home!! I mentiond how I had recently startd mah period and he freakd out, saying I would ( leak ) through mah tampon onto his seat!! He made me sit on towel all the way home!! FML

#18196154
161 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I took a major test , worth half mah grade , realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, ( No, I don't want to shave mah nose hair, u crazy bitch. ) He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States



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