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About rawrface22 : Eh.. Might as well do this.
Just made an account, before that I just read the FML's. Sometimes I marvel at the idiocy of the people who get their FMLs posted. Eh... Why'd I say that, karma's a bitch. Anyway... I really dont feel like saying about me, or anything :P so.. If you took the time to read this.., I ask of you why you did. Wasted your time. Sorry for that bub.(:
Oh btw, message me or something. I'm always open to talk to new people.(:
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
Friday 14 March 2014