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by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! / 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
by anon / 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML
by Cail / 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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