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  • Number of visits : 2536
  • Number of comments : 1787
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About rattusrattus : 1. My name comes from the scientific name for the black rat.
2. It is not 'rat ass rat ass'. If I were to do that, it would be 'rat arse rat arse', in any case.
3. I wouldn't have to post this if someone else hadn't already made this mistake... *facepalm*

So, I'm a student, somewhat sarcastic and hopefully goodnatured most of the time.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34772) - you deserved it (9627)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

#17467108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34915) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

#17463558
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (4288)

On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

#17458169
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (4659)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38826) - you deserved it (16228)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39348) - you deserved it (4224)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on the bus when a really cute guy came on. The only seat left was the one next to me, so I smiled and waited for him to sit down. He looked at the seat, looked at me, and opted to stand until his stop. FML

#17451356
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28848) - you deserved it (4288)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:10pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30379) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (4279)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (3903)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73892) - you deserved it (5826)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML

#5252040
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54604) - you deserved it (17725)

On 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by diplomaless (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of my friend's favorite band for her birthday. I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box. When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other. FML

#528307
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (59279)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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