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About rattusrattus : 1. My name comes from the scientific name for the black rat.
2. It is not 'rat ass rat ass'. If I were to do that, it would be 'rat arse rat arse', in any case.
3. I wouldn't have to post this if someone else hadn't already made this mistake... *facepalm*

So, I'm a student, somewhat sarcastic and hopefully goodnatured most of the time.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37349) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my Mum and Dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

#17508765
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (3222)

On 08/18/2011 at 10:11am - misc - by JLO (man) - Australia

Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML

#17507560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30074) - you deserved it (2529)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

#17506139
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (7979)

On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38417) - you deserved it (2809)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML

#17490947
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10192) - you deserved it (23459)

On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (5159)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

#17490024
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21508) - you deserved it (10046)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25111) - you deserved it (9992)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14902) - you deserved it (49952)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30856) - you deserved it (12546)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30826) - you deserved it (2437)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML

#17483067
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27573) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

#17477307
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (5336)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32911) - you deserved it (20089)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)



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