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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rasta76 : cool dude, and i might leave a comment here or there. hmu if you wanna know anything else.

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Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45558) - you deserved it (13398)

On 02/05/2013 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Lockedinroom (man) - United States

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML


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On 01/01/2013 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

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