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Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm - health - by onorexveritas - United States (California)
Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm - health - by onorexveritas - United States (California)
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck yuo (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)
Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm - misc - by bieberyoulittleSHIT (man) - United Kingdom (York)
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