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by cheated / 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by broken finger / 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm / United States / Health
Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
by anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
by igotsbadluck / 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by kutekittykatz / 07/10/2013 at 4:58am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Animals
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
by mike / 07/10/2013 at 3:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
by John / 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by embarrassed niece / 07/09/2013 at 12:15pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's… Today, I found out my sister is so cheap she used all the gas I put in the car to drive to the city… Today, I had to drive my sister home. We drove the half hour south to get to my Dad's, only to get…