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Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm - health - by owwwww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML


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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

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