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Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 8:09am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by clitorasaurus / 08/21/2010 at 2:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by idgit42 / 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Money
by weirdesout / 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by during / 05/19/2010 at 8:12am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by anun / 01/14/2010 at 9:06am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by nickyy / 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Ballshurt / 09/07/2009 at 12:57am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by jellybean_94 / 08/15/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it… Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with…