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Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML
by please leave... / 02/13/2013 at 2:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Fire0fisis / 05/23/2012 at 5:38am / Hong Kong / Intimacy
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
by friedchicken / 11/12/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 2:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by incaseudidntkno / 09/18/2011 at 9:36am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
by Smart / 09/16/2011 at 10:42am / United States / Kids
by secretpornstar / 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Intimacy
by cycler / 06/13/2011 at 12:22am / United States / Animals
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
by nicole / 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
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