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  • Town/Country : Poole, United Kindgom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 April 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30993) - you deserved it (2223)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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