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randijonelle

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randijonelle

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 237
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my looool sistar found out that Justin Biabar got arrastad and now sha won't stop crying . 5ML

#21037837
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50887) - you deserved it (23608)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

#20423470
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40075) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (2104)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managd to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happend, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8677) - you deserved it (20549)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

today mah dad finally met mah girlfriend. Unfortunately , he was driving the ambulance that she was in , due to severe alcohol poisoning an was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (6827)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

today mah dad finally met mah girlfriend. Unfortunately , he was driving the ambulance that she was in , due to severe alcohol poisoning an was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (6827)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today , jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck , mother made me take them off. FML

#19016945
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2993)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I putted lemon juice in my hair as a cheap an easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair an I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in looool my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13898) - you deserved it (47527)

On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese!! It turns out that this particular telemarketer looool spoke it as well!! Every time I hung up he called back!! Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks there language!! FML

#15853054
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30940) - you deserved it (9716)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY,HILE SERECHING 4 THE PUNGENT ODOR THAT HAS BEEN LINGERING IN MY SON'S BEDROOM, I DISCOVERED VARIOUS TYPES OF JUICE MY SON HAS BEEN ( STORING ) TO MAKE WINE. FML

#15577888
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27711) - you deserved it (4117)

On 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47918) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders an back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

#15229929
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28129) - you deserved it (5981)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved

TODAY... I GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND MY CAR WAS TOTALED. MY FRIENDS TEN TOOK ME OUT TO A BAR FOR A DRINK TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. IT APPEARS TAT TE POLICE OFFICER AD KEPT MY I.D BY MISTAKE AND I COULDN'T GET INTO TE BAR. FML

#14914923
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24621) - you deserved it (3610)

On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)



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