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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About raisinbam : I like food.
I like people (haha just kidding)
I comment on stuff.

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Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40273) - you deserved it (16855)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

#20427017
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55419) - you deserved it (3943)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

#20413271
121 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

#20413213
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

#20403366
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (6065)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:37am - kids - by unknown - Canada

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

#20176506
106 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was playing with my four year old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

#20176364
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18289) - you deserved it (6861)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML

#20174337
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22972) - you deserved it (1647)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

#20168543
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17833) - you deserved it (1441)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma came to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over my display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old lady when she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

#20167730
60 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the fuck up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML

#1010714
133 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by katem (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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