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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
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I agree, your life sucks (7284) - you deserved it (32169)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

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On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by heresmybellybotton (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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