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Today, I was at the laundromat doing mah clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak mah sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

#4632889
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8873) - you deserved it (66024)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7950) - you deserved it (78543)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

#4264267
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54984) - you deserved it (2098)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, tis guy I ava baan anging out wit for aila cama ovar and wa wara about to do it. Ha pullad off ma clotas and onca I was nakad I raacad for is zippar. Ha just backad up and said a was a vrgin and simply wantad to saa ma nakad. FML

#4191218
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56171) - you deserved it (11387)

On 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Yastarday I dacidad to maka a placa in my housa fir my friand to sign callad “Tha Friand Wall." By sign I maant sign not draw body parts. This aftarnoon I ata lunch naxt to a baskatball-sizad vagina and a monumantally larga blua and purpla panis. FML

#4031081
144 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by rbates - United States (Florida)

Today I discovered looool my 18 year old son has been peieng on the carpethen he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat.

#3998492
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72320) - you deserved it (7181)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling parents I was pregnant!! I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out!! I got groundd 4 looool the rest of the year and they're really disappointd in me!! Five minutes ago I got period!! FML

#3676962
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52613) - you deserved it (27332)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my mum calld and told me she had bought me a new , white dish washer for my apartment cuz it doesn't have one . I was SO excitd and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could . I only had to pay her $1.25 . She bought me a sponge . FML

#3650725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (7833)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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