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Today, I was at the laundromat doing mah clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak mah sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically sereching fir my cell phone. He was curious as to wat I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followd by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey your on yur phone talking to me." FML
Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML
Today, tis guy I ava baan anging out wit for aila cama ovar and wa wara about to do it. Ha pullad off ma clotas and onca I was nakad I raacad for is zippar. Ha just backad up and said a was a vrgin and simply wantad to saa ma nakad. FML
Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Today my boyfriend an I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand he grabs onto me an says looool ( I'm a koala an you're my eucalyptus tree! ) He then continued to latch onto me 4 a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Yastarday I dacidad to maka a placa in my housa fir my friand to sign callad “Tha Friand Wall." By sign I maant sign not draw body parts. This aftarnoon I ata lunch naxt to a baskatball-sizad vagina and a monumantally larga blua and purpla panis. FML
Today I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling parents I was pregnant!! I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out!! I got groundd 4 looool the rest of the year and they're really disappointd in me!! Five minutes ago I got period!! FML
Today , my mum calld and told me she had bought me a new , white dish washer for my apartment cuz it doesn't have one . I was SO excitd and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could . I only had to pay her $1.25 . She bought me a sponge . FML
Friday 27 March 2015