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rainangel484
  • Town/Country : Long Island
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1349
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rainangel484 : I work, I go to school, I play video games, I eat Chinese food.

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74622) - you deserved it (4460)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (58228) - you deserved it (3089)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

#65383 (28)

I agree, your life sucks (38375) - you deserved it (1893)

On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

#62926 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (35587) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (37712) - you deserved it (5928)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (37488) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

#37310 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (33478) - you deserved it (3662)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (692)

I agree, your life sucks (342756) - you deserved it (22949)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (32206) - you deserved it (1927)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (9069)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (4902) - you deserved it (20904)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (11700) - you deserved it (33764)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my "touch me not" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be pet... No, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

#4464 (26)

I agree, your life sucks (11616) - you deserved it (2987)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (48693) - you deserved it (1793)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my fiance "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

#4321 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (25351) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)