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Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18644) - you deserved it (371789)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

#1984410
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On 05/16/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (429569) - you deserved it (67849)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (626523) - you deserved it (38338)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
225 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
258 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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