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ragnhildbeate
  • Town/Country : Tromsø, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 50
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ragnhildbeate : I like cats and I am short.

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML

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